Kiknass, 49

Looking for trouble....Finding it easy! If you make love to music, try live music that way you get applause every 4-5 minutes ......Folks I would like to sing you a song about the Canadian dream, about me, about you, the way our hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feelings we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles. Maybe in the sub-cockle area,maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the liver, maybe even in the colon, I don't know ..........I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob, I like football, and ----o, and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife, and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table with a cuban cigar. But sometimes that's not enough to keep a man like me interested.... No way (uh-uh)... I have got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense..no way (uh-uh).... I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane....Sometimes I park in handicap spaces, while handicap people make handicap faces! I use public toilets and pee on the seat, I walk around it the summertime saying " what about this heat"!....Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song ranting and raving and carrying on, maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong....NAH... .Tall blonde teddy bear, at your service. Love rock and metal, it's my life. Looking for like minded ladies for fun and friendship, maybe more.